Are you dragging your lifeless corpse out of bed every morning, only to face the existential dread of another day? Embrace the darkness with "Dead Inside But Caffeinated," the coffee that understands your soul (or lack thereof).
 
Crafted from the finest beans that have stared into the abyss, this extra dark roast will jolt you back to a semblance of life with every sip. It's been designed for those who thrive on sarcasm and a sense of humor as black as their coffee. 
 
Whether you're navigating the soul-crushing monotony of the 9 to 5 grind, or simply trying to find the will to pretend you care, "Dead Inside But Caffeinated" is your morbidly delightful companion. Because let's face it, if you're going to be dead inside, you might as well be awake for it.
 
CHARATERISTICS:
A very dark roast coffee with flavour notes of tobacco, smoke and charred wood, we highly recommed having this as an espresso shot.

BEWARE: If you like fruity, light roasted coffees then this coffee is NOT for you!! This is a very dark roasted coffee and won’t be to everyone’s taste.
 
Choose from whole bean, coarse or fine grind.